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Top 100 reasons why Spock is better than Data

100. Spock came first. 99. Spock plays chess  with his captain; Captain Picard wouldn't be caught dead playing games with Data. 98. Spock likes to take rocket-pack joy-rides. 97. Spock is so confident, he waits to the last possible second to transmit friendship lingua-code to an attacking enemy. 96. Spock never stabbed his fellow crewmen. 95. Spock never dressed like Friar Tuck. 94. Spock's mom is not only human, she knows she's human. 93. Data dresses like Sherlock Holmes; Spock is related to Sherlock Holmes. 92. Humans are beneath him. 91. Vulcans never bluff. 90. Spock doesn't have an evil twin brother. 89. Spock played his Vulcan lyre with a bunch of hippies--and retained his dignity. 88. Spock never babbles uncontrollably like some kind of walking thesaurus. 87. Spock's voice is a deep, resounding baritone. Data sounds like a Broadway dancer. 86. Spock usurped the command of a commodore. 85. Spock can keep Kirk in line. 84. Spock has no wish to command_but when...